Thursday, 26 May 2016

Economic migrants - how do I invest in a boat builder

Could someone tell me how to invest in the company which makes those enormous blow up boats which economic migrants cram into when they venture out into the Mediterranean.  I mean what  a business!  You make the boat - the people smuggler buys it off you - then it is only used for one trip before he is back wanting another.  Not only that but I don't suppose there is a lot of competition in the enormous blow up boat market so you can presumably charge a pretty hefty price for your product.

Of course the obvious solution to the current economic migrant crisis is for a covert European agency to buy the boat manufacturer and either (a) shut it down or - more cleverly -(b) keep producing boats and taking money off the people smugglers for a short while but make sure the boats sink immediately they are launched.  But of course the best solution of all would be to identify the factory making the boats and then send in James Bond to destroy the factory and kill Mr Big as well as a few of his henchmen and assorted people smugglers. Sadly the hand wringing drips who rule over us and Europe at the moment wouldn't have the balls to do it. What we need are leaders more in the mould of the new President of the Philippines, Rodrigo Duterte. elected on a wave of populism he has promised to clean up corruption and crime happily pledging to dump the bodies of 100,000 gangsters in Manila Bay while laughing off accusations of his links with 'vigilante' killings in the city he was mayor of before his elevation. 

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