Saturday 22 June 2019

The Mansion House Martyr -Mark Field

So there is at least one MP with balls and courage, Step forward Mark Field the Foreign Office Minister who tackled a climate change protester at the Mansion House dinner. As everyone else sat paralysed in their chairs he alone stepped forward and got a grip as a 'protester' moved rapidly towards the top of the table where the big brass sat.  He acted totally correctly.  The protester could easily have been a terrorist with a knife- he was not to know it was just yet another potty woman intent on disrupting the dinner and, actually, even if he did think this,he was still right to stop her and forcibly remover  her from the room.

The reaction from our pathetic Prime |Minister was perhaps predictable- she found the incident 'very concerning'.  As well she might here was a high profile event at which some of the most important people in government and business were present and the security was so pathetic that a group of women climate change protesters could walk in off the street,  go up the stairs and into the dining room with no one making any attempt to stop them.  So here is a tip to anyone thinking about carrying out a terrorist attack in the near future- dress up as a climate change protester and police will open the door for you! Whoever was in charge of the 'joke' security for the banquet should be sacked as should whatever apology for a policeman was supposedly looking after VIP security. But actually -amazingly - Mrs May wasn't 'Very concerned at the lamentable security - no it was that a Member of|Parliament had acted promptly to tackle the situation and -astonishingly - she has asked him to step down while a full enquiry takes place.

You really can't make these people up. The incident was on TV - anyone can see that Mr Filed acted properly what one earth is an 'enquiry' going to show? But the equally pathetic Conservative Party Chairman - an nonentity called Brandon Lewis also has called for a full internal enquiry saying -"it is very hard not be astonished by what you've seen" To cap it all Jeremy Hunt refused to say whether he thought MrField should be sacked -yes sacked - for doing the right thing !



Tuesday 11 June 2019

Michael Gove and cocaine


Should the fact that  Michael Gove snorted cocaine twenty odd years ago disbar him from being Prime Minister or holding any office in government at all?  Well if it does we are going to find it mighty difficult to find a suitable Prime Minister in years to come because I suspect virtually all the current crop of 'yuff' have had a snort at some time or other.

I admit my knowledge of cocaine is very limited. I was though at a dinner party years ago when it was passed round but, before it came to me, a friend who was also a novice at this peculiar Urban habit, made a complete hash of his attempt to snort it and sneezed violently instead -scattering  a hundred quids worth of powder to the four winds.

The question though surely is not just should Michael Gove be disbarred - but should high office only be open to 'Goody Goodies?  Frankly having just had as Prime Minister an arch 'Goody Goody' who proved her self to be probably the most useless and incompetent holder of that office in recent history, and that against stiff opposition, I am not in favour of 'Goodness' being a primary qualification.


Saturday 1 June 2019

Baked Beans & Green house gasses


I wonder if there is someone out there who could help me.  Looking at pictures of vegan demonstrators outside a butchers shop, purporting to be protesting about the amount of greenhouse gases produced by the UK cattle herd I did wonder how much greenhouse gas is produced in the UK by those who eat baked beans?  I mean we eat 540 million cans of the stuff a year and we all know what the result of eating baked beans is don't we?

Apart though from the gas we emit through farting after eating them there must also be considerable 'green house' gas caused by growing them, processing them and transporting them. If there is someone with a scientific bent of mind who reads this could they please come up with a figure -I -and the entire rural and meat eating community would be eternally grateful. Because the time has come to stop sitting down and allowing the Vegans and other so called 'activists' to dictate the news with their extreme agendas - we need to fight back.