tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4519753940648239199.post954132954456324461..comments2023-10-03T03:37:48.006-07:00Comments on Francis Fulford's Blog: The World we Live In -South West Water - a moron company Francis Fulfordhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15082145549822339781noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4519753940648239199.post-24937302401366123032017-09-03T01:46:09.850-07:002017-09-03T01:46:09.850-07:00The Sister Moron Company: South EAST Water
“Hello...The Sister Moron Company: South EAST Water<br /><br />“Hello, is that Mr Moore?”<br /><br />“Who is this?”<br /><br />“This is South East Water. Am I speaking to Mr Moore?”<br /><br />“Yes, what’s this about?”<br /><br />“Before I can speak about your account I have to take you through security.”<br /><br />“I don’t want to go through security thank you.”<br /><br />“Because of the Data protection act I have to ask you for the first line of your address.”<br /><br />“It’s because of the Data Protection Act that I cannot disclose that information. I don’t know who YOU are.”<br /><br />“I said we are South East Water.”<br /><br />“But you can’t prove that can you?”<br /><br />“I can give you our number for you to call and verify.”<br /><br />“Why would I call you? I don’t want to speak to YOU; you want to speak to ME!”<br /><br />“But I can’t speak to you unless you tell me the first line of your address. It’s the Data Protection Act.”<br /><br />“I can’t tell you that, it’s the Data Protection Act. It’s a conundrum isn’t it?”<br /><br />“I can’t continue any further with this conversation.”<br /><br />“Why are you calling me at 8:30 in the morning?”<br /><br />“We start work at 8am”<br /><br />“Really? Well, that’s your f*cking problem not mine!”<br /><br />Hang up<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dave Moorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05970429747486129577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4519753940648239199.post-71357364444082620072017-08-21T22:46:05.535-07:002017-08-21T22:46:05.535-07:00Well done - thank you!Well done - thank you!Peter Hallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02445552335824084800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4519753940648239199.post-78759396546785795012017-05-18T19:21:09.905-07:002017-05-18T19:21:09.905-07:00That is absolutely brilliant.That is absolutely brilliant.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05661091458410013414noreply@blogger.com